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- Please say hello. - Good morning!
- Good morning!
Today, I'd like you all to learn from me.
Learn from you again?
That's right. We're at the top of our game right now.
No matter how much you've learned, it's important for you to continue learning modestly.
As soon as you reach the top, that's where you'll end up!
That's why, recently, YouTubers have been established as professions.
If you go to bookstores, you'll find books written by YouTubers all over the place.
- They're everywhere. - That's right.
Well, unlike my books, the books you publish have a lot of good things written in them.
One of the things I'd like YouTubers to leave behind in their books is...
"That's what YouTubers do the most," I think.
I think it's a good idea for you to know what other YouTubers are thinking and working on for YouTube.
This time, I went to a bookstore near me and bought a book written by a YouTuber.
I'd like you all to quiz me on that book!
- Ooh! - Ooh!
- It's quite common for beginners like us to learn. - That's right.
I think you YouTubers are pretty well-known, so...
I'd like you all to know what I'm talking about and become aware of it.
It's a penalty game, but...
For those of you who didn't get it right, you'll have to write a post-it.
- Post-it? - Post-it?
- You know... - Tetsuya wrote it, didn't he?
- He wrote it like he was in hell, didn't he? - Like he was in hell.
- Like he was in hell? - You wrote it with your hand.
- I wrote it with my computer. - You have a computer?
And in Tetsuya's case, you can post-it because you get the book, but you don't have a book.
- No, I wrote it randomly. - You wrote it randomly.
- What kind of post-it is it? - It's a form of asking "Huh? Did you put out a book?"
- It's really embarrassing. - But it's hard for me, too.
I messed up my teacher's T-shirt.
"Book off"? Is it one of Sado Ichimura-san's?
- "Welcome, welcome, welcome." - "Book off", is what it says.
- Oh, Anmokkin. - How did you know?
- Anmokkin was there, too. - How did you know? He's famous.
- Only people who hate hamburgers know. - That's the beginning of it.
- Oh, oh, oh. - Yes, go ahead.
- I use all of my love in editing. - You do, don't you, Mushi-san? That's why you're talking.
- The first one is... - Oh, Shiriku!
- Yes, Shirakami Shiriku-kun. - Shirakami Shiriku - kun.
- This book came out pretty early for YouTubers. - Yes, yes, yes.
- This time, we'll start with "obi". - Oh, "obi".
- Okay, here we go. - Go ahead.
- Please write where I went "ahhh", "ahhh". - I don't like it.
- It's a weird vocabulary. - "Ahhh" and "ahhh".
It's the best equipment to bring you joy.
- When I was writing this book, - For reference,
- the publisher gave me this book. - Yeah.
- I see. - Wow, it's such an advantage.
- It's such an advantage. - I've never heard of a verb word being "read".
- You've never heard of it being "read" or "not read", have you? - Not really.
- That's too much. - Did you remember the answer?
Don't give me ideas.
I'm not hard at all.
I hope you can answer it at least several times.
Yes, you can answer it twice.
- Words? - Twice.
- Let's answer it first. - Let's do it.
I'll begin with Tezuya-san.
Captivating power and patience are the tools that attract excitement.
- You seem to know a lot. - Well...
- What? - Huh?
- It's not like that. - Yeah, it seems like it.
- Yumemura-san. - Yes.
- Club and girls. - Cleaning. Girls need cleaning.
- Oh, what's up with you? - You're done with cleaning, aren't you?
- I'll make it a court order, then. - No, you can't change it.
- You can't change it. - I can't change it.
- This one came up a lot. - Yeah.
- Surprisingly. - The father and the mother are very similar.
- Yeah. - It's happened twice.
- Oh. - For the first time, suddenly there was a signal.
- Oh. - My dad was like Lupin.
- Oh, hello! I'm Riku's father! - Hahaha.
- Oho! I'm sorry! - He said "bun" like that.
- Yes. - Unfortunately!
- No one could answer correctly in the first answer. - No one could.
- Yes. - Oh.
- So, please write the second answer. - Yes.
- What is this system? - It was useless, but it was close.
- Yes, then, the second answer. - Yes.
- Tejya-san, please. - Oh, me?
- Yes.
- Let's start with Shichimizu-san.
- Explosion and idiot.
- Oh. - Oh.
- It's quite common. - Yeah.
- He likes explosions, doesn't he?
- Yes, Imemaro-san. - Yes.
- Invention and YouTuber.
- Oh, invention!
- Yes. - Oh...
- But if you combine invention and idiot... - Wow!
- It seems like it. - It seems like it!
- I see. - Not bad, not bad.
- Tetsuya-san. - Yes.
A bong and grinder are the strongest devices.
- Tetsuya-san, you're disqualified today. - What?! Disqualified?!
Don't write stuff like that! You didn't say it earlier!
- Yes, this is it. - Please! Please!
- I'll give you one point, Toshimi-san. - Wow! Yay!
- What?! Where?! - Which one?!
- An explosion?! - The answer is...
- Invention and idiot are the strongest devices. - Wow! I see!
- Toshimi-san, you missed half of it, so you're disqualified. - Thank you!
- I see. - When you wrote idiot, I thought it was meaningless.
- I see! - Yes, invention and idiot are fashionable.
- It's the same thing at first glance. - Yes, it is.
- A bong and grinder are disqualified. - This is also invention, right?
- It's invention and idiot. - Yes, it is.
It's idiot and idiot.
- Second question! - Yes!
- Oh! - "Tekibou Girl".
- This is from Kawanishi Miki-sensei. - Oh, yes!
- It's "Tekibou Girl". - Oh, yes!
- It seems like she hasn't been a successful person for a long time. - I see.
- It seems like she's having a hard time. - I see.
- She has a lot of things she learned at that time. - I see.
- Okay, here's the question. Please write down the second half of the question.
- "If you hate yourself and it hurts you"... - It's like a lyric.
- "If you hate yourself and it hurts you"... - "If you hate yourself and it hurts you"...
"If you hate yourself and it hurts you"...
- Oh, yes! - "If you hate yourself and it hurts you"...
- "If it hurts you"... - Saying good things!
- It's good right? Like it's eternal - Yeah, it's good. It will give you a lot of courage
- OK, please go Tochimichi - OK!
"If you hate yourself and need to correct yourself"...
- Hmm... I see - There's quite a bit of Naotaro - ism in that
- Wait, no - Only "somehow good"
OK, Yumemaro-san
"If you hate yourself and it hurts you"...
"Find someone who loves you"...
- Oh.... So you're relying on someone else more - Yes
- Yeah. - I see.
- It's a different type of answer. - Yeah.
If you hate yourself and it's hard for you,
try loving your friends and family who love you back.
- Oh... - I see.
They're already loved.
- We'll get back to that later. - Huh?
- Let's move on to question three. - Huh?
- What is it? - Huh? What is it?
- What is it? - No, it's not.
- So, this time... - Yeah?
- The answer is... I actually interviewed you. - Yeah.
- I promised you I'd give you a call. - Yeah.
But while you were asking me "can I answer twice?"
- I took a bath. - Huh?!
- What are you doing? - I took a bath.
And it took me an hour and a half.
- You called me and took a bath? - Teacher!
- Let's move on to question three! - What is it?
- Question three is... - Oh, I know!
- "Tobarapies." - Oh, I know!
- "Tobarapies" has been around for a long time. - It's pretty recent.
- Yeah, it's pretty recent. - Oh, I know!
- It's pretty recent. - Yeah.
It's about what young people with energy are thinking.
- I think it'll be a big influence for us old people. - Yeah.
- The less bad things happen in life... - Wow!
- The more positive things happen in life... - Wow!
- How is it? - Wow, this is hard!
- It's hard. - It's hard.
- By the way, this is what Jinjin wrote. - Oh, I see.
- Now, everyone, let's take the flipboard back to the old one. - Huh? Really?
- Oh! - Did you take a bath?
- We got permission to take a bath in the middle of it. - Oh!
- Yay! - Is it a video tour?
- No... Let's take a bath! - I love it!
- Stop it, really!
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
- Teacher, why are you taking a bath so early in the morning? - Huh?
- Isn't it usually early in the morning? - Oh, is it? I see.
- No, it's cold. - Teacher, I have something to ask you.
- What is it? - I read your book.
- Thank you. - It's a sentence with a cute picture of you at the beginning of the book.
- "If you hate yourself and it's painful for you," what was the continuation of it?
- "It doesn't matter if it's a lie, I'll praise you," something like that?
- That's correct, teacher! Great job! - Thank you!
- That's a good word. - Since you wrote the book yourself, you remember all of its contents, don't you?
- I think I remember quite a lot. - Of course you do.
- Are you testing me? Is that what you're saying? - No, it's not like that.
- It's totally different. - It's a foreshadowing for the next person.
- That's bad! - Did it take you a long time to write it?
- Three months. - Wow.
- It does take you a while. - Yeah.
- It's been three months since you came up with a good idea, and I learned a lot from you.
- I hope you do your best. - Thank you!
- Goodbye! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- I was able to say it! - I was able to say it because you said weird things!
- So, like nothing happened, please go back to your third question. - Okay!
- Okay, are you ready? - Yes!
- So, Tetsuya-san! - Yes!
- The less bad things happen in life... - The more possibilities there are!
- The more positive things happen... - The happier you are!
- You're like an elementary school student! - Tetsuya-san, you have a book written, right?
- An elementary school student! I thought you'd say "somehow" but you didn't.
- Yumemura-san! - Yes!
- The less bad things happen in life... - The more positive things happen...
- The happier you are! - The happier you are, Yumemura-san!
- You think I'm stupid for saying that? - It's in the book, so...
- Our educational history is... - Toshimi-san! - Yes!
- The less bad things happen in life... - The more possibilities there are!
- The more positive things happen... - The happier you are!
- But it's fine, right? - It's like paparazzi, right?
- Well... - It's like a popular language, right?
- And the second one is "monde". - This is you.
- This is the second one, right? - The second one is "monde".
- Let's call Mr. Jinjin and ask him. - I'm nervous.
- I've never been this nervous before. - Can you give me a little impact?
- What? - Impact.
- Hello, I'm Jinjin! - Good morning! I'm Jinjin!
- I'm Jinjin! - I'm Tadokido! Nice to meet you!
- Who's apologizing? Someone apologize! - Nice to meet you!
- I'm Imemaru of Tokai. - I'm Jinjin of Tokai.
- Nice to meet you! - I'm Imemaru of Tokai. - Nice to meet you!
- I'm Toshimitsu of Tokai and Imemaru of Tokai. - Nice to meet you!
- You guys are not funny. - Get out of here!
- I'm sorry for calling you so early in the morning. - It's okay.
- I'll read it for you. - Okay.
- Can you read it for me? - Okay.
- Negative events make life... - More interesting!
- Negative events make life... - More delicious!
- Everyone is correct! - Get out of here!
- That's right!
- Can you ask your teacher about your answer? - I'm curious about your answer.
- Can you read it for me? - Okay.
- Negative events make life... - More interesting!
- Negative events make life... - More delicious!
- You're smart. - You're smart.
- You're from Aichi Prefecture. - Yeah.
- It might have been easier for you. - Yeah.
- Let's read Imemaru's answer. - Negative events make life...
- More interesting!
- Yeah, I heard it often, but it doesn't sound like it.
- You're right. I don't think of it like that. - That's right.
- I'm so sorry about this. - I'm really sorry about this.
- I'm Tetsuya. - Oh, hello!
- Hello. - Nice to meet you.
- You were the only one who was laughing, so I've never heard you say it.
- I'll read it for you. - Negative events...
- make life... - less possible.
- The more bad things there are... - the more happy you are.
- You're getting more and more excited. - He's getting more and more excited.
I'm not good at Japanese and I'm not good at it either.
It's a mixture of elementary school and high school.
I think Japanese is a little weird.
LOL
I want you to be careful.
I hope you will continue to talk to me.
Thank you for your cooperation.
See you again.
I'm sorry I called you so late.
I'm sorry. Thank you for your cooperation.
You're welcome.
You're the one who's wrong.
I'll give you something like a hair to your city.
Like a hair?
Yes.
I can't just make fun of you.
I'm just comparing you to food.
I'll give you a hair for your city.
A hair for my city?
You edited it yourself again.
You're good at editing.
You're thinking about your own expression.
We've only been able to say about 40% of each other's expressions.
It's like Katsugarami.
It's a scene where a 10th floor owner is slipping on a phone and it's hard to understand.
It's the worst.
It's the worst 10th-floor-hard-to-understand- phone-mockery.
You should be careful.
If it were me, I'd leave you alone and cut you off.
He's been using it for a while now.
It's really bad.
This is the last book.
Here you go.
What?
Thank you very much.
This is a book called "Tengu's Dangon".
Dangon.
If you think about it properly, it's that kind of thing.
I actually read this book, too.
It appeared in an online event.
That's right.
This author has a story about when he visited a shop- style house with three friends.
Is there such a book?
There was an old woman who was neat and tidy, and she said, "Oh, please put on clothes," and she said, "Oh, this old woman will also disinfect my body," and I thought it was a good deal, but there was a story that the old woman was licking Hisscher's stomach.
I thought I wanted to learn a lot from here. What do you learn?
What is the name of the book with this story written on it?
Wow, that's pretty crazy.
That's crazy.
It's crazy, isn't it?
That's crazy.
If it's Hisscher, you should know.
That's right.
I wrote it properly.
If Hisscher is here, I think you'll know.
Because Mr. Kawanishi said earlier.
I'll rewrite it many times and put it in my head.
How many months do you read it every day?
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's start with Mr. Toshimitsu.
Yes!
Lost hope and despair in Pinsaro.
Oh, I see.
It's a type of thing that overlaps words of the same meaning.
Then, Mr. Yumemura.
Yes!
I met Gigantes in Pinsaro.
I see, I see.
I think it's a nickname.
The author is a fairly average person, so it may be funny.
Then, Mr. Tetsuya.
I've probably talked to you about this episode quite a bit.
Yes, I've heard of it.
Every time I talk about it, I focus on this part.
I met a dragon in Pinsaro.
Wow! It's a dragon!
It may be a dragon!
I don't know if it's in the book or not.
So, what's the answer?
Let's call the author and ask him.
Yes!
He's busy, isn't he?
He's pretty busy, so...
Oh, hello!
Oh, are you Mr. Tetsuya?
Yes!
I'm sorry for the delay.
Good morning!
I thought we'd learn a lot from you today.
Oh, thank you very much!
I wanted you to give us a quiz or something.
I was so moved that you read it from beginning to end!
Thank you so much!
Thank you for reading it and teaching me.
I'd like you to tell me the answer.
Can you tell me the title of the show?
Oh, that one! I remember it.
Meet a dragon in Pinsaro!
Wait, teacher! It's a little different.
What? Teacher?
Don't you know the book you wrote?
Isn't it this one?
But, teacher, it's different.
I don't have it with me right now, so it's hard for me to say it's different.
But it's different.
I think it's really rude of me to say this, but...
Teacher, did you really write it yourself?
It's funny.
Don't you know the title of the book you wrote?
Here we go.
Oh, that's it!
It wasn't a dragon, it was this one!
You got lost in Juraki!
That's right! You get lost in Juraki in Pinsaro, teacher!
That was close!
I completely forgot about dragons and Juraki.
Oh, you forgot about it!
It's pretty hard, isn't it?
I'm pretty close with you, teacher.
You're pretty close with me, teacher.
I'm saying the same thing.
I can't help it for you, Tetsuya, but since you wrote it yourself,
you probably don't remember it because you don't have a soul in that sentence.
I do have a soul in it, but the title of the book is hard for me.
Thank you for letting me ask you a question.
Thank you!
Thank you for inviting me.
I wish you could ask me questions about famous sayings and stuff like that.
Thank you!
I'm still a genius.
You're dead!
FNF is cute, after all.
So, let's give Tetsuya-san his hair!
Hair! I got an oragon hair!
So, the results are...
Tetsuya-san, hair.
Yumemaru-san, 0 points.
Toshimichi-san, 1.2 points for growing hair.
So, Yumemaru-san will write a postcard for you.
What kind of postcard should I write?!
There's plenty of time on this mission, so I'd like you to write at least 800 characters, up to 5000 characters.
You're the only one who wrote a postcard, so I'll leave the rest up to you.
Shido, please.
Shido, what kind of postcard should I write?!
I don't know either!